Jerzy BIO

I am from New Jersey. I curse - a lot. I say "go fuck yourself," and I say it often. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what part of Jersey they're from - North, Central, or South. I can navigate a circle with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner - preferably with cheese fries. It's a hoagie, not a sub or worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words: Mother Fucker. I don't go to the beach - I go down the shore. I know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger...and they expect it. I fuckin love Jersey. Im'a always rep JERSEY - GHYEA!

Ame's BIO

The idle rapper B.I.G. once said “…I’m gettin high, gettin head on the beach chillin, sittin on about half a million…” I took it to heart and had to make a change....My Vitals: 28 single, 5' 6", never married, no kids, a degree in the school of life and no patience for stupidity.

I’m from Jersey - now livin’ in L.A and luvin’ it. I write soon-to-be award winning music and manage time efficiently. I once avoided a speeding ticket by crossing two state lines and I smoke incessantly. I am an expert computer programmer, a veteran of cannabis, and an outlaw in three states. I won’t be held back by naysayers and I won’t be pushed around by prissy bitches. When I write, I write what I know - not that artificial bullshit designed for the mainstream. I tell it like it is and if you don’t like it then you’re living in a fuckin’ fairytale world controlled by the marketing departments of media conglomerates. On weekends, to relax, I consume a forty at the shore and try to make sense of the universe. Years ago I wrote a sure-to-be top 10 hit but my dog ate it. I don’t pump my own gas and I won’t sit back and let life pass me by. I know that 65 mph really means 85. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger…and they expect it. I know that this isn’t a dress rehearsal. It is real life - my one and only. I’m not preparing for anything anymore, I’m gonna start doin’ it. And you can bet your ass I’m gonna give it my all to spread my music. And you’re going to like it….I can promise you that.

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