Jerzy BIO
I am from New Jersey. I curse - a lot. I say "go fuck
yourself," and I say it often. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what
real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin roll
with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what part of Jersey they're from -
North, Central, or South. I can navigate a circle with attitude. All good nights
must end at a diner - preferably with cheese fries. It's a hoagie, not a sub or
worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words: Mother
Fucker. I don't go to the beach - I go down the shore. I know that 65 mph really
means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger...and they
expect it. I fuckin love Jersey. Im'a always rep JERSEY - GHYEA!
Ame's BIO
The idle rapper B.I.G. once said “…I’m gettin high, gettin
head on the beach chillin, sittin on about half a million…” I took it to heart
and had to make a change....My Vitals: 28 single, 5' 6", never married, no kids,
a degree in the school of life and no patience for stupidity.
I’m from Jersey - now livin’ in L.A and luvin’ it. I write soon-to-be award
winning music and manage time efficiently. I once avoided a speeding ticket by
crossing two state lines and I smoke incessantly. I am an expert computer
programmer, a veteran of cannabis, and an outlaw in three states. I won’t be
held back by naysayers and I won’t be pushed around by prissy bitches. When I
write, I write what I know - not that artificial bullshit designed for the
mainstream. I tell it like it is and if you don’t like it then you’re living in
a fuckin’ fairytale world controlled by the marketing departments of media
conglomerates. On weekends, to relax, I consume a forty at the shore and try to
make sense of the universe. Years ago I wrote a sure-to-be top 10 hit but my dog
ate it. I don’t pump my own gas and I won’t sit back and let life pass me by. I
know that 65 mph really means 85. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn
and the finger…and they expect it. I know that this isn’t a dress rehearsal. It
is real life - my one and only. I’m not preparing for anything anymore, I’m
gonna start doin’ it. And you can bet your ass I’m gonna give it my all to
spread my music. And you’re going to like it….I can promise you that.